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chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate
http://chasmofsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/85087440599/how-to-tell-if-someone-is-really-bisexual-if-a

dajo42:

"you have nice bone structure" can either mean "i find you aesthetically pleasing" or "you will be a strong warrior in the skeleton war"

http://dajo42.co.vu/post/100031078034/you-have-nice-bone-structure-can-either-mean-i

fashionsambapita:

Introducing @tiledpt a made in Portugal brand that uses traditional portuguese tiles as clothing patterns #tiled #tiledpt #portuguesetiles #inspiration #tradition #madeinportugual

There’s an article on a Portuguese newspaper today, about decolonising museums and I just… yes please. Experts defending works of art should be returned to their countries. YES PLEASE.

beelzebitches:

browsethestacks:

George Leonnec

The Ride

“La Vie Parisienne” (1924)

FINALLY THIS APPEARS ON TUMBLR SOURCED AND UNEDITED

a billion times thank you, I honestly never thought I’d see this day

http://browsethestacks.tumblr.com/post/22768899018/george-leonnec-the-ride-la-vie-parisienne

duality challenge - O R D E R  /  C H A O S

→ "this is murder! none of us know what we’re talking about!”

So saturday I was walking up the street to drop by Zara before my train, and two foreign girls were walking down the street and taking my picture. Why. My hair looked awful. Why.

jazzytrenchcoatfromhell:

A minor character I want to return in s2 of Penny Dreadful is the man who tried to eat Dorian Gray’s nipple in the orgy scene. I don’t really care about what he’ll be doing or his impact on the plot but I respect his intentions

No but

but the women in Strange Empire guys we have Rebecca casually taking up space in a man’s world with her knowledge and her skillset and Kat with her street smarts and bravery and goddamnit I aimed high she says, and Isabelle who’s the ultimate chessmaster and they’re all complex and vulnerable and realistic and they play to what they’re good at and I just want to wrap myself in this show and never leave.